So like, it’s that time of the year when all of us dream of a better future, a better life, a bigger house & a fat purse. New resolutions, new promises......eh!!
WAKE UP DAWWG!
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
It’s really funny when people go like, "Dooood, what's your New Year wish?" I normally go like "Arrey maann, that's a secret". Frankly speaking, I do not have a new year wish as such(yeah, I know it sounds uncool) but that's just me. It's not like; I do not have any wish or regrets as such. C'mon, everyone has regrets. I have laawwts of 'em. But I have learnt to move on with life. And then, you get these pesky idiotic wishes of the politicians & self-styled celebs in newspapers pushing important news to the middle pages.
Headline = French President dating Italian model
Middle Page news = Aftermath of Bhutto's assassination.
Seriously, it’s degrading.
So, I came up with my own New Year wishes, not resolutions...mind you!!
I want me to get a new job, a stable one .
Graduate without any hiccups (which is usually not the case with me).
Reduce my intake of smoke, dope & alcohol.
I want Himass to stop sneezing & wish not to see him in Karz remake dancing...for fuck's sake.
I do not want a naked parade on the streets this year again.
I wish to see India making it to the gold medal tally in this Olympics.
I wish not to see or see less of Britney's bald head, her genitals; Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton. Someone go tell 'em that they are rude bitches. Oh & not to forget people back home---Rakhi Sawant, Abh-Ash, Shilpa Shetty, Ekkkta KKKKKapoor.
I seriously hope India kicks some Aussie arse.
Hope Lamb Of God & In Flames tour India.
I just wish mainstream & rest of India stops viewing the North-East as some unholy land inhabited by half-naked & half-baked brained individuals with small eyes, stubbed nose & a predilection for violence.
Have a fucking amazing new year…..Will you drink to that??**Hic**