21 candles !! One MAMMOTH 21 kilo cake!! Semi-nude girls cheering in broken chorus. Happy budday to you! Happy budday dear Shayan! Happy Budday tooo yeewww!!!
So yeah..I just turned 21 on the 10 th & I still do not get the circus behind this HBTY horseshit.
Birthdays are like yet another fucked up, nonsensical & lame attempt at aping Western ideology. Now don't stop reading my shit & start a morcha against me for being anti mushy & anti candyfloss. I mean like Why do I celebrate a day when you realise you are one year older which equals to one year taken out of my life which equals to I will die one year sooner...That is scary.
Gifts I got??
NOTHING...Just 30+ Scrapbook entries & an overloaded mobile inbox.
Oh & the 1st few lines were just imaginary. I laze through my b'day by drowning myself in copious amounts of rum. Would love beer too but at 8 C?? Neah!! Come back home at around 10 pm after gulping down a can of deoderant & of course a meethapaan. You don't wanna get caught on your b'day. Have dinner...yum(maacher jhol & the trappings of a Bengali food chart)....Fire on the mp3 player.....put on some Motorhead, Carcass & Napalm Death. Hell yeah! And then.................ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.