Facebook!!!aahh, another futile attempt at social networking!!!! Take it from me man. I still rue that day...err night my GF asked me to get an a/c on this good for nothing site to, well..."Stay In Touch"[WTF is that supposed to mean???]
Lemme start now. To begin with, it is so graphically loaded(read fucked up) that it takes aeons to start. And when it does, you are inundated with 12,575 notifications to do this, join that, fuck him, bite her, blah blah. Oh, I forgot . The profile page is so garishly designed that you take half a day to figure out the head from the tail.
Ummm ...... remember the notifications I told above. The more you accept these silly apps, the longer your profile page extends - a finger aching exercise to put it mildly.....(its as irritating as Siddhu's retarded jokes).......So the more you try to be friendlier, the more you are fucked!!!! Speaking of the lame behaviour of the jokers at Facebook(FB), they have also incorporated this "handy" tool of reminding you of any message that a friend of yours sends to another person on Facebook. Wonder if FB's filled with wannabe Peeping Toms...eh!!!
Oh & fuck, you can also link the profile of the person you are engaged to in real life in your own profile page. Now, why would a sane person of my age do that huh? WHY??? You never know when you might end up with different bed partners!!!!
So, after 2 months of actually using it(Believe it or not I used it!!! but that was just for my voyeuristic pleasures.....More on that later), I have given up on it altogether. My profile still exists but that's 'coz you can't wholly unsubscribe from FB!!(WTFAAAAKKKK???)
Before leaving you to get back to your own gay world lemme just add that me & the girl who brought me to this "use your fav expletive" piece of crap, have broken up. Sooooo, if you are a smokin hot gal(read Liv Tyler or Gisele Bundchen) & you have HEARD me, just add me on Orkut!!!! Yessssss, Orkut bole toh RAAWWKKSS!!!